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Where the fuck are my trousers? |
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| 09:28am 04/01/2009 |
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I'm home. After my mother picked me up after I'd walked over a mile in just my socks. Regardless. I was glad she picked me up. But now I've lost my phone. And the photos. OH THE PHOTOS. I'm a bitch of media. Every device. And I seem to have lost them all. Whoops. If I call my dad, he could stop this all. This is, I don't want him to. I mean, I like slapping down my gold card, and saying "I'llget these" then getting so fucked, none of us know our ways home so just sit on a bench, dribbling.
I hate how life develops. CUNTS. This song sums it up. |
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| 03:45am 23/12/2008 |
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1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
Went to Brighton.
Quit a job.
Took ecstasy.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I didn't make any.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yes, actually. And I still haven't seen the babies.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope.
5. What countries/cities did you visit?
I don't think I have actually been anywhere. Leeds and Nottingham. I'm not even sure if they are cities. London while passing through. St. Albans. Brighton, I'm pretty sure that's not a city. But it was pretty. So it's worth mentioning. Manchester. No countries though.
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
Money.
7. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
September 12th. When I moved to Manchester.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting into uni. Or getting a job. One of those. Probably the job.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Leaving work too early.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
No, though I am having all wisdom teeth out next week.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I haven't bought anything that spectacular. Nothing that jumps out.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Frankies, for having babies.
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
My own.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Up my nose.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My MacBook. It was an anti-climax.
16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
KOL - Sex Is On Fire.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you…
i. happier or sadder?
Sadder.
ii. thinner or fatter?
Fatter.
iii. richer or poorer?
Poorer.
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Saving while I was working.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Spending?
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Drunk.
21. How will you be spending New Years?
On pain meds.
22. Did you fall in love in 2008?
Yes.
23. How many one night stands?
2.
24. What was your favourite TV program?
Brooke Knows Best, Murder She Wrote, Rick and Steve.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yes.
26. What was the best book you read?
I don't think I have actually read any.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
I'll say... Sia. And Bassline. Ha.
28. What did you want and get?
A MacBook. A BlackBerry. An Amex in my own name (member since '08 FTW).
29. What did you want and not get?
A car for my return home. More money. A valium/zopiclone/topamax prescription. More sleep.
30. What was your favourite film of this year?
Something in my head is shouting FOOTBALL FACTORY. So, The Football Factory.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I can't actually remember. Oh yes I can. It was fun. I had a boyfriend then. I was 20.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Being someone else.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
Same as always: what ever fits today + bag.
34. What kept you sane?
Lithium.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I'm not sure. I remember shouting "OH, X, SIT ON MY FACE," but do not remember who X is at present.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
*yawn*
37. Who did you miss?
Caitlin, Charlie, Frankie, Lynsay, Ray Ray.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
There are a few, starting uni and all.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
People are cunts.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Are we human, or are we dancers? (Though, in my head I secretly want to sing "are we robots?")
41. Was 2008 a good year for you?
Not too bad. I would be more positive, but I'm in a shitty mood and only doing this because I can't sleep.
42. What were your favourite moments of the year?
Randomly going to Brighton was fun. That was pretty much all the holiday I had this year.
The rest of the favourite moments are more privatejoke.com.
43. What was your least favourite moment of the year?
September.
44. What was your favourite month of 2008?
September.
45. What was your favourite song from 2008?
Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen
46. What was your favourite record from 2008?
Pass.
47. How many concerts did you see in 2008?
Zero.
48. Did you have a favourite concert in 2008?
-
49. Did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2008?
Apparently.
50. Did you do a lot of drugs in 2008?
What constitutes a lot?
51. Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
A couple of things.
52. What was the worst lie someone told you in 2008?
"I need another £100 for my internet connection." Translated: "I'm out of cash and I've only been here a week."
53. Did you treat somebody badly in 2008?
Probably.
54. Did somebody treat you badly in 2008?
Yeah.
55. How much money did you spend in 2008?
Too much.
56. What was your proudest moment of 2008?
Not getting fired!
57. If you could go back in time to any moment of 2008 and change something, what would it be?
To stay at work another three weeks before uni, and not spend half my savings in that time instead.
Oh, and not get crabs.
58. What are your plans for 2009?
Pass first year.
Get more tattoos.
Lose weight (yawn).
Pay off my credit cards.
Do something interesting for my 21st. |
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| 03:38am 13/12/2008 |
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What happened to old school Vodafone? I miss that. When Pay As You Talk just got popular. And they had the Dandy Warhols song on the commercial.
I'm now watching 1980's commercials. Feel free to call me, times get boring. |
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| 03:39pm 07/08/2007 |
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mood: impressed music: The Arcade Fire - The Well and The Lighthouse
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1. I've come to realize the last person who held my hand..
was Craig.
2. I am listening to..
Powderfinger.
4. I am dating...
Captain Oates.
5. My best friend(s)..
are better than yours.
6. My car is...
dangerously not safe.
7. I hate it when people ask...
for my phone number.
8. Love is...
like a box of chocolate, or something.
9. Marriage is...
pointless.
10. Somewhere, someone is thinking...
about killing themselves.
11. I'm always...
fat.
12. I have a secret crush on...
girls.
13. My cell phone...
has been a big disappointment.
14. When I wake up in the morning..
I smoke.
15. Before I go to bed at night...
I smoke.
16. Right now I am thinking about...
person.
17. Babies are...
a good fuck.
18. I get on MySpace...
when I'm feeling brave.
19. Today I...
went to town with Craig.
20. Tonight I will...
possibly go out.
21. Tomorrow I will...
go to town.
22. I really want...
it all.
ARE YOU:
1. A gangsta?: Yes.
2. Are you tall?: No.
3. In your pajamas?: No.
4. Left handed?: No.
LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Craig.
2. Talked to on the phone: Craig.
3. Person to text you: Claire.
4. Today better then yesterday? So far, so good.
FAVORITE:
1. Number: 36.
2. Color: Blue.
3. Food: PB&M right now.
4. Place: My private hideaway.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Knocked my drink over.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Not really.
Q: What's the last movie you watched in theaters?
A: I can't remember. I think it was with Piers.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Town.
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: Yes.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I don't look it.
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: In my bed at home.
Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: Because I don't like sleeping anywhere else.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Last night.
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: I can't remember. I wasn't thinking straight.
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 13.
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Kenna - Hell Bent
Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: Yes.
Q: What's your favorite month?
A: They're all the same.
Q: How many kids do you want/have?
A: 1. Maybe. 2 if they're twins.
TENish EMOTIONS
1. Are you missing someone right now?: Yes.
2. Are you happy?: No.
3. Are you sad?: Yes.
4. Are you bored?: Yes.
5. Are you excited?: No.
6. Are you nervous?: No.
8. Are you tired?: No.
9. Are your parents still married? No.
10. Do you have a crush on someone right now?: Yes.
SIX THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever lied to any of your ex's?
Yes.
2. Do you believe in love?
Yes.
3. Have you ever broken someones heart?:
They say so.
4. Have you ever had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at once?
No.
5. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?:
Yes.
6. Are you afraid of commitment?:
Yes. But not for that reason.
EIGHT THINGS:
1. Love or lust?: Love. Or lust born through love. Ahhh.
2. Cats or dogs?: Cats.
3. One best friend or 10 regular friends?: 1 best friend.
4. Television or Internet?: Internet.
5. Heels or flats?: Flats.
6. Older or younger?: Older.
7. Money or love?: You need both.
8. Aim or phone?: Phone.
SIX HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Been caught sneaking out?: No.
2. Done something you regret?: Yes.
3. Bunjee Jumped?: No.
4. Been on a house boat?: Yes.
5. Finished an entire jaw breaker? Yes.
6. Wanted someone so badly it hurt? Yes.. |
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| 03:36pm 07/08/2007 |
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What was your most memorable vacation, and why?
Gran Canaria, this January. Because Daddy was there for 6 weeks, and 2 days after he left I got fired so I booked tickets to go out there for 2 weeks and Robbie came out for the last week I was there and that is why it was memorable because I would've had more fun in the Scunthorpe town skip. |
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| 02:13am 04/08/2007 |
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I like to stay up late
spend hours on the phone
hanging out with all my friends
and never being at home.
LJ has changed since I last updated, in fact, it tells me it's 12 weeks since I last updated. I should update my avatar, but I like that photo. And it reminds me of a good day. Hiding from college tutors in the dark room pretending to do work when really we took photos of ourselves and smoked cigarettes. I'm not sure where that hat is, but I fucking love it and hope that it's not lost somewhere. Or stolen. It's most likely under my bed.
I will bring you stories,
And bleary eyed photos,
Like a regular tourist.
Neil should have brought me my beverage by now, I fear he's dead or maybe just asleep. My chest feels tight, yet my stomach is bloated. I think, medically, it should be the other way round. I'm not too fussed, nothing is causing me pain. Not in my major organs at least. I spoke for houuurs tonight to Holly's mum, and I got her number, but she only has a landline, which I said I'd call, but now I'm too scared, but I still think I will, as I will go round next week so Debbie can fix my hair and we can drink and smoke lots and be generally fucking awesome.
I know you thirsty ma, go ahead and order what you want.
I have squash, now I want to smoke, and I've lost interest because I have so much to type and that means neglecting other duties which are more important. Loves it. |
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| 11:21pm 16/04/2007 |
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I took a shower today, and realised everytime I shower I follow the same routine. It goes as follows:
And I'm done.
Yep. I'm that bored. |
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| 10:45pm 16/04/2007 |
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Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yep, never while driving though.
What's something you MUST do before you die?
Nothing I don't tink.
Are you single? Do you want to be?
No.
What's one thing you will not eat?
Shit?
When's the last time you went out of state?
Two weekends ago.
What's your birthstone?
Cubic zirconia I think.
Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yes. Only if I intended to finish the milk though.
Can you hula hoop?
I think. Damn, now I want to go to The Early Learning Centre and buy one.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeah.
Any cool scars?
Nothing that says, "Yeah this is from when I saved a child from the 8th floor of a burning building." Like I'd do that.
Name an old school song you like?
Dee Lite - Groove Is In The Heart (aaahhhhhh)
Do you talk to yourself?
Yeah.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Of course!
How much does your dog weigh?
I wouldn't know even if I had a dog.
Ever waxed your legs?
No. Other parts though.
Earrings or necklaces?
Necklaces.
Who have you talked to most today?
Hmm. On the phone, probably Leelow.
Who's on speed dial ?
It's not set up.
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Yeah :)
Are your grades good?
No.
Do you have any friends with benefits?
Like sexual benefits? I'm well connected though.
Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
Yeah.
Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library?
Only Ozzy and Kelly.
Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
Yes, all the time.
Have you ever watched a little kids show?
Yes.
What is your favorite Disney movie?
Fantasia.
What is your Zodiac sign?
Aries.
What makes you feel like a kid?
Lots of shit. (Not literally).
What is your nationality?
British.
What sport do you dislike most?
Football.
Have you ever gone scuba diving?
No. Too much effort.
What's your favorite smell?
Bleach.
Are you modest?
I have nothing to be modest about.
What do you do when you're driving?
Smoke, mainly. Sing.
Do you kiss and tell?
No.
Where was the last place you went shopping?
Somerfield.
Last time you drank alcohol?
Yesterday.
Do you watch the Olympics?
No.
Last bar you went to?
Erm... Skiddaw.
Do you have a favourite number?
36.
Were you an outcast in middle school?
No.
Are you multitasking right now?
Yes.
Could you handle being in the military?
No.
Do you believe in Karma?
No.
How is the weather today?
Dark now.
Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I throw them. A lot. |
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| 10:25pm 16/04/2007 |
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STATE YOUR AGE FOR THE RECORD:
19.
1. Do you have a college degree?
No.
2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
I'm unsure. The gas bill was £331.
3. Do you have life insurance?
No.
4. How many hours per week do you work?
0.
5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
No.
6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour?
Since Friday, O bar. I think it was called that.
7. How many miles is your commute to work each day?
0.
8. What time do you get up every morning for work?
I'm not liking this quiz much.
9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
Staying up all night, sleeping all the next day.
10. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
No.
11. How large was your first cellular phone?
Erm... I'm unsure. Nokia 5110. It would have been considered big a couple of years, but maybe not so now.
12. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
Yes. Second to none.
13. Did you use the internet to write a research paper?
I use the internet for everything.
14. Have you attended a HS reunion?
Not an official one.
15. Does MySpace consume your life?
No.
16. What is your favorite nonalcoholic drink?
Robinson's no added sugar cordial.
17. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
There are some bottles of champagne downstairs, but I didn't buy them.
18. Have you been divorced?
No.
19. How old were you when you stopped getting ID'd for Alcohol?
17. Or not. Sometimes I still do.
20. Favorite casino?
Never been to one.
21. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
In some respects.
22. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
No but they sound fun. I had a pencil lol.
23. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black and attracted to older people?
No. Well, I never paid much attention.
24. Do you remember when MTV actually played music videos?
No. Super Sweet Sixteen and Laguna Beach all the way :)
25. Have you had a will made?
No.
26. What music was in your cd/cassette player when you were 16?
Placebo I think. Scissor Sisters. I got my first iPod when I was 16 though. Placebo is probably still in there.
27. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
Never.
28. How many times have you drove home drunk?
Never. Not home anyway.
29. How many major wars have you lived through?
None I don't think. Iraq and all that shit.
30. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
In my bedroom, talking to Rachael Monks on MSN.
31. What bill do you hate paying the most?
My phone bill, but once again, I'm not paying it.
32. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Nooo idea.
33. Last time you puked from drinking?
Wednesday April 4th. It was more the pot though.
34. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. I got drunk and danced last weekend, badly. And probably this weekend too.
35. Name of your 1st grade teacher?
Mrs Hall. Her husband was a vicar. I can't remember the teaching assistants name, but she had a Winnebago and once told Katie Houlden and I off for snapping all the wax crayons. MRS JENKINS! That was her name.
36. What do you really want to be doing right now?
I'm quite content. Peeing, but I'll finish this first.
37. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A teacher. Then a designer. Now, dead.
38. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it's simple and loose.
39. How long have you been out of high school?
3 years.
40. Gas prices?
On the rise. Always cheaper at Asda, but then I had an Asda chargecard so automatically got 2p off every litre AND points.
41. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
NYC. Alisdair. My daddy. Justin. Leelow.
42. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
I didn't here it.
43. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"Fuck! Take your pills."
44. Favorite style of underwear?
Aussie Bum briefs.
45. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Opposite sex? So long as it's not a thong half way up their back I don't mind.
46. What errand/chore do you despise?
Washing up cutlery. Everything else is a-okay.
47. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Yeah. Like Charlotte.
48. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
49. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Stewie.
50. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a woman/man?
Spooooon.
51. Favorite 80's movie?
Heather's. Fame, was that 80's? Breakfast Club.
52. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
Last time I was there I got teeth whitening strips and giant Reeses peanut butter cups.
53. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
Not particularly. It seems kinda pointless, but fun at the same time. Not to be taken too seriously.
54. Do you want to get married?
Yeah.
55. Do you want to have kids?
Maybe.
56. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Squeezing spots. But it's not really a guilty pleasure.
57. Favorite bar?
Schnapps all the way.
58. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
I don't mind anyone finding out. I like lots of movies. Agent Cody Banks?
59. What's your alcoholic drink of choice?
Vodka & Diet Coke. Or Cosmopolitans. Or Long Island Iced Tea.
60. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Hmmm. Charnee and Funda and people would be fun.
61. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Radio 2. And since my dad can't change it, I'm guessing it's the same. And he can't eject the CD so he's stuck with that too.
62. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Ever leaving Alisdair. But then because of it I met a lot of fantastic people. Maybe just dating and falling in love with Robbie then.
63. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended use?
No, sadly.
64. Last book you read for real?
I can't remember. Best Little Boy In The World.
65. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
New career would be great.
66. Do you go to church?
No. |
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I told myself on the bus home that I would write an entry, and here I am. I am tempted to just fill it with wonderful music lyrics but I'll resist the temptation.
I saw a Mr Tom wrapper walking home. They taste foul but everytime I see them they make me smile like a crazy person. Maybe that crap about "smile because you never know who's in love with it" is true, but seriously, when has anyone ever come up to you and said "Oh my god! I love your smile!"
I need to do pots, this really was a pointless post but maybe later when I'm drunker I'll be more verbal. |
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I hate London.
That's actually a lie, I love London. I hate London doctors who won't give me what I ask for so I am to try MediCentre but they probably have some clause that denies it too. I'm home on... Friday possibly so I should try and get in at my old GP's before my notes are transferred. ((All appointments are taken on Thursday apart from book on the day, so I may have to come up Wednesday to be there from Thursday and see ze great vonderful Doctor Dyke, I'm kidding, Dr Kris))
We have broadband again. I'm not holding my breath so won't cancel my AOL subscription yet. I like AOL. I miss AOL and Joanna Lumley. Joanna was in an episode of Are You Being Served? that I watched... yesterday... I think.
So yeah. I have a Charlie and time is precious so I shall quit being an online geek but I've missed online so. Especially since I've lost my BlackBerry charger.
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I went, my laptop was still here. I got a bottle of wine. It's not too bad. The woman asked how many glasses I wanted when she knew full well how many. I'm sat alone on a table of four afterall. I do enjoy a bottle of wine. To myself. At 3pm. Last night I ordered a bottle of wine and a pint of Strongbow, and it was only like £11. The wonderful, marvellous and very attractive Caitlin and David were home from Norwich so we hooked up and frequented my favourite little fireplace spot. We laughed, drank, cried, shouted, cringed, drank until Neil came and said the taxi was waiting for me outside. Then in the Three Horse Shoes (because now he lives in walking, street lit distance) Daddy took me for a drink and this man, called Kevin, bought me a double JD and diet coke. John (the landlord) was looking at me funny. I wasn't drunk and wasn't being lary. I think the last time I was there Daddy practically had to carry me out as I kept falling over because I was trying to stand on the bar below the bar. The brass thing. For short people. Workshy was there. Gas Mark wasn't :( He's marrying Denise. I like Mark. I miss Tom. Tom, slim but gay. Also now dead. Bless his alcoholic soul. He would bike to Harry's shop to buy a bottle of whiskey everyday. Daddy told me Mark once found him up the road from the pub one night on the floor because he was too drunk to peddle and fell over and just laid there. He was so fucking FUN. Why do all the good ones die? It's a good job I won't get old or he would be the perfect role model. Drink fixes everything. If it looks like it works, and it feels like it works, then it works. And you can't argue with Snow Patrol. I have my Snow Patrol lighter in my bag. It's a shame I don't drink beer or god forbid some alcopop to require the bottle opener. J20 maybe, but the amount of shit there is in that.
FYI, go buy Datarock. They're the hottest thing in anti ageing right now, and at only £20, it's hardly a celebrity price tag.
OH MY GOD. THE BOY (WHO INCIDENTALLY, LOOKS LIKE A GIRL) IS PLAYING SOLITAIRE AND DID THE EXACT SAME THING I DO, PRESS F2 UNTIL I HAVE TWO ACES IN THE INITIAL LINE UP. YAY. I'm so normal.
I think we're almost there. Megabus cost £7 + booking fee to get to Meadowhall and took like five hours thanks to the retard driver This train from Doncaster cost £20.15, has a fully licensed bar, power outlets and takes like 1hour 43 minutes. I think I'll stick to trains. Or horse drawn carriages.
It's officially like 2 weeks until my birthday. The prospect does not excite me. I hate birthdays. I think I still hate birthdays more than Christmas though. Maybe they're only depressing because I don't get anything. I can't remember what I got for Christmas. Hopefully for my birthday Alisdair will keep up the Tiffany tradition that has formed. And I can him. I was surprised that he actually uses the straw, but I don't actually know what else he would do with it. Stick it down his peepee and say to passers by "look, I have a Tiffany straw sticking out my cock." No, drinking through it is much better. |
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| English Boy On A Train, Part Une |
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| 02:28pm 24/03/2007 |
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I'm on my train back to London now. It's a Hull trains service, so no wifi so I thought I'd type an update in notebook then transfer it. I'm smart, huh? ;)
When I got in last night and was laid in bed, I wanted to write an entry but Daddy's phone line isn't connected properly yet or some shit so no internet. My BlackBerry was in the kitchen and I sure as hell couldn't be bothered to go and get it so I made notes in my phone. I'm such a loser.
Hehehe. I was thinking about Auntie Carol and Uncle Billy. They're not really family, I'm not even 100% sure where they came from. I think Carol worked in the Post Office in Bottesford, back when it was still Fields and the Post Office was part of Molly's bungalow. I think she's dead now, Molly, not Carol, Carol's just come back from a safari in Africa followed by two weeks in the Seychelles or something. I like the little chicks Fields used to sell at Easter. I wonder where I can get them from now? Carol and Bill used to live like opposite the Shell garage up from Brumby Corner. It didn't look like much from the outside but going inside was like Harrods. They never had any kids. Daddy never liked Bill, even more so since Bill sent him the bill (hahaha) for breaking a kitchen cabinet. They had a cat, called Tom. Tom cat. It was the most arrogant cat in the world. Cats can be arrogant, trust me. Now they live in Hull in an art deco appartment. The solid marble bathroom had a leak and flooded the computer shop beneath. Carol had some serious bling. Like ridiculous amounts. She couldn't drive for shit. She had a post-it on her dash board telling her at what speed she needed to change up gear. Bill used to work in Tradex. I'm not even sure if that company still exists.
I dunno what kind of route we're going but I don't have any cell coverage and I don't like it.
I had to go to Vodafone this morning to get Lucy a new phone, even though her and my dad are authorised on my account. Lucy is beautiful. I wish I was as pretty as her. Bitch wears no make up, only mascara. She takes after my mother. I have my mothers bone structure I think. I've never seen Neil. Maybe he has bones somewhere. He must have. I want my cheek bones back :( Maybe if I walk around biting on the inside of my cheeks it will give the illusion of cheek boneness. If I was good at applying make up I could try and achieve them that way.
This is my blog, so fuck it. I'll say what I want about whoever I want. Robbie is a cunt. Clearly last night his brother called me up to threaten me. I can't remember exactly what he said, I was drunk and it was noisy. Something about his mum didn't want to talk about what I'd text her. BULLSHIT. Granted, I probably shouldn't of text her, but the rational part of my brain was not working properly. The message, as far as I can remember, went as followed: Hi Lal. I hope everything is okay health wise. You don't deserve any of that. Please tell Robbie not to contact me, unless it's urgent and then only by telegram. Thanks. Thomas. See! What part of that warrants rearranging my face? Granted, it's probably cheeky. But I am a cheeky wee scamp. I don't even know where you send Telegrams. Caitlin said maybe Western Union. I would check, but no internet and shit. Around the same time as Pete calling me, I got a text from Robbie along the lines of don't text my friends and mum. I text his mum like three days ago. Funny how when we were together they were "our" friends, now they're alllll his. When I split with Alisdair, "our" friends still stayed that. Plenty of people I met through Alisdair, and they still talked to me and didn't accuse me of being a pathetic excuse of a man or whatever those uneducated souls said. This said, I have cleared my phone of all phone numbers, relating to Robbie or "our" friends. Maybe now I'll go and edit all my profiles and be oh so subtle. Bitch purlease. Speaking of "our" friends (Alisdair's and mine) Charlie and Clarissa are meeting me at Kings Cross. I'm fucking scared. I need a drink.
I have other random notes in my phone, including something that looks like an important password that I have no fucking idea what it is for. Well I am not the doctor, so why would I know? I'm too hot yet too lazy to take off my jacket. Do you think it's safe to leave my laptop and go find the restaurant cart? I don't know who exactly you are, and by the time I post this I will have had to make the choice for myself. Actually, if it gets stolen then I won't be posting at all. Why am I still typing this? I guess because I have nothing else to do. I don't want to call anyone. I need some drugs. Oooh I do actually need to fetch a prescription. I'll go to Boots. I need some other shizz from there too.
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| Get Dancey |
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| 04:58pm 22/03/2007 |
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mood:  hyper music: Bubba Talks - Bubba Sparxxx
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Neighbours is on, I can't go out because I'm waiting for some delivery guy which means I can't have music on at a decent level incase I miss the doorbell (I'm not a retard, it's just pretty quiet on 4th or 5th floor).
Lots has been happening recently. Moving dad, moving out, living in London now, throw in a couple (or hundreds) of parties and bingo bango you have my life. I wish I had my own little Angel "Angel, we did all your drugs and we need some more," just without the bloodshed. Maybe I could watch the shockumentary again because it's just so wonderful and not at all tiring.
I had olives last night. I love olives. I didn't just have olives, I had them with sauted new potatoes, cherry tomatoes and salmon. We went out for Olivia's birthday which was pleasant. I was pretty much fucked by the time we had to leave. I had one of Stuey's little white pills early in the afternoon which rendered me almost useless. All good fun though.
I don't know how people in the 1980's coped with using so much hair spray. My hair is solid. I thought it would be good to lacquer it 5 times. And it's still in place today!
I forgot about this. Well, not really, I went downstairs to get a drink. My bottle of vodka was frozen solid, either we have a very powerful freezer or someone drank all my vodka and replaced it with water. I don't think it's water. Then I was stuck in a trance of ripping CD's and solitaire (those sneaky on screen cards were playing tricks with my mind but I showed them!). Ripping CD's is the boringest thing in the entire world, but neccessary. I should buy DVD's and back all my shizz up, or just send it all to Wam so she can burn it for me :))
I'm gonna put a jump in because I'm bored and want lots of pictures
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| 12:49pm 08/03/2007 |
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mood:  nerdy music: Tell Me - Diddy
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I'm free dead
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